This story is fantastic and hilarious!

Expensive Wardrobe Goes Against McCain-Palin Story Line

I would like a brand new wardrobe too please-and I’m just about as qualified as Sarah Palin-so what about it RNC? Pretty please? I really need a trenchcoat-that traditional Burberry one would be great. And maybe some Manolos while we’re at it. Oh, and you know whatever else I can find at Neimans, Saks and Barneys that I like. Thanks!

Or just pay for my college education.
Or help some middle-class people with their bills.
Or a small business trying to make their pay roll.

Any of those would be even better. So take your pick.